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One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a
restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like to which he
replies,”I’ll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.”

“And what can I get for you, sir?” she asks George W. He replies, “How
about a quickie?”

“Why, Mr. President,” the waitress says, “How VERY rude. You’re starting
to act like Mr. Clinton and you’ve just begun your second term.

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers,

“It’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”